Compromised by Heidi Ayarbe

Author:Heidi Ayarbe
Language: eng
Format: mobi, epub
Publisher: HarperCollins
Published: 2010-01-20T22:00:00+00:00

“What are you doing?”

“I’m making the plan—procedure. To steal.”

“Huh?” Nicole asks.

“Listen, you’ve got your bar. I’ve got my hypotheses. It helps. Just let me think.”

Purpose: Steal food

Hypothesis: The average human body needs between 1,200 and 1,800 calories/day. If we don’t get our calories over a period of a couple of months, our bodies will enter a state of starvation and irrevocable organ damage. And then we’ll die. Therefore, I need to steal food so we can eat and not starve to death.

Materials: A big jacket, fast hands

Procedure:

1) Borrow Nicole’s jacket

2) Go to the grocery store cereal aisle where there are all the fruit bars

3) Slip fruit bars in coat sleeves

4) Browse other aisles

5) Leave with fruit bars

6) Eat

7) Starvation avoided

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